Actually, these penguins have it all wrong. It's cold inside. Again. They (the powers that be) seem to have mistaken us for sides of beef and turned down the thermostat even lower than their usual frozen tundra temperature.
The Fine Print: I suspect they figure we'll be too cold to riot, but really we might riot just to stay warm and stave off frostbite. All the stuff by A Muse Studio. Just trust me on that.