I often tell people that I really adore the beach and all things to do with the shore. Probably I should clarify that to say
in theory I really like them. I can't say for sure as I don't recall having ever participated in one
Although I've been told that I have laid eyes upon both the Atlantic and the Pacific Oceans in person, along with Lakes Winnebago, Michigan, Elephant Butte, and Patagonia; the Erie Canal, a river or two (both with and without water) some large swimming pools, a kiddie pool, and a hot tub.
So based on my extensive knowledge beaches and the shore they are way cool! Well, maybe they are hot with all that sand baking in the sun, but whatever... beaches rock.
The Fine Print: Decoupage beach scene from my stash, shell stamps by DeNami Designs. Don't ruin my delusions with tales of polluted water and sand in your crack.