|Thanks, but no thanks, Michaels.|
I browsed the display of Recollections jewels, adorned with signs promising me 50% off all Recollections stickers. I browsed the display of Recollections paper packs, having to reach through a field of signs promising me 50% off all paper packs. I made my selections and went to the register.
Every goddamn thing was full price.
"You have to read the fine print," both the sales clerk and the store manager I demanded to see to told me.
"You shouldn't put sale signs all over displays of items that don't qualify for the sale" was my reply.
It's over, Michaels. You've bent me over like your bitch once too many times. Oh, and yes, you should read the fine print.... which isn't on the email period or the on-line ad until you click to "biggify" the item in question. Well, Michaels, read my fine print. It is at the bottom of every blog post I make.
The Fine Print: Michaels, fuck off. Not more money from me. Card stamps by Simon Says Stamp, Serenade papers and black letters by Basic Grey, border punch by Martha.