Speechifying

Hi,My Name is Poppy and I'll be Your Guest Columnist Today.  But firsts I want to tell you this thing.  See, yesterdays I gots a SPANKING because apparently in this House one is not allowed to exercise her constitutional right to to free speech!

I was doing good speechifying too, with important facts and information about the state of my empty bwelly. And I had to do it loudly cuz the Adults were talking. But apparently in this dictatorship one is not allowed to do free speeches.  This is unAmericans and unacceptables! I cannot have my right to make free speeches be infringed upon by a FACIST REGIME! I tells you this so you know the difficult situation I am in.

I'm American!  I haz rights! I'm Americans and I haz papers prove it.  There is no truth the rumor that my papers are altered or made forgeries.  My papers are Signed by a RESPECTED DOCTOR IN THE COMMUNITY--Doctor Miller, DVM.  Sure he has an unfortunate habit of sticking a thermometer up my butt every time I see him, but who doesn't have secrets buried in their litterbox?  I'm not perfect but I iz a furred-American and I haz rights to free speeches!  I can say what I wants, when I wants, and as loudly as it needs to be said. 

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