Sunday, July 29, 2012

Speechifying

Hi,My Name is Poppy and I'll be Your Guest Columnist Today.  But firsts I want to tell you this thing.  See, yesterdays I gots a SPANKING because apparently in this House one is not allowed to exercise her constitutional right to to free speech!
I was doing good speechifying too, with important facts and information about the state of my empty bwelly. And I had to do it loudly cuz the Adults were talking. But apparently in this dictatorship one is not allowed to do free speeches.  This is unAmericans and unacceptables! I cannot have my right to make free speeches be infringed upon by a FACIST REGIME! I tells you this so you know the difficult situation I am in.

I'm American!  I haz rights! I'm Americans and I haz papers prove it.  There is no truth the rumor that my papers are altered or made forgeries.  My papers are Signed by a RESPECTED DOCTOR IN THE COMMUNITY--Doctor Miller, DVM.  Sure he has an unfortunate habit of sticking a thermometer up my butt every time I see him, but who doesn't have secrets buried in their litterbox?  I'm not perfect but I iz a furred-American and I haz rights to free speeches!  I can say what I wants, when I wants, and as loudly as it needs to be said. 

The Fine Print: Stamps, papers, and ribbon by A Muse Studio "Greetings Earthling" set, Lido solid cardstock, petite polka dots in navy, and navy ribbon.

10 comments:

Di said...

You say it like it is! Power to felines I say! Di xx

May said...

Well done Poppy... you exercise your right to free speech hmmmm Meow.. Let them have it girlfriend.. x x

505whimsygirl said...

tee hee. You made my day - just love it!

Hugs,
Kay

Anonymous said...

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Squirrel x said...

Meow mew miaoooow meeeeew miaow! Hugs Sxx

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Sharpen your claws on the furniture when they're not looking...leave unmentionable things on the floor just where they can step on it in bare feet....silent protest is often the most effective :)
Harry and Ron (LLJ cats)

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Laughing at LLJ's Cats' comments on how to protest!

Great sky rocket card PJ xxx

Anonymous said...

Loved it!! Poppy you go girl!!!!

Princess Judy Palmer said...

I had to allow Anonymous #1's post in here because the cat will be so tickled that someone likes her writing style.

Squirrel x said...

I have just read this again. It still makes me laugh. Thank you. xx