If friends were flowers, I'd dump a load of crap on you every season because I hear fertilizer is all the rage! (Wait, I've been that friend.)
If friends were flowers, I'd dump water on you once a week.
If friends were flowers, I'd let you grow right where you are even if it was a crack in the sidewalk.
Yeah, okay Whatever. Friends aren't flowers, we might as well face it. Friends are more like an old pair of favorite shoes--comfy, well-loved, and sometimes they stink. See, isn't that a much better saying!
The Fine Print: I would apologize for ruining the stamp "If friends were flowers, I'd pick you" for you but really, it is for the better. Kraft flower card made with random paper bits from a make-cards-with-random- paper-bits-class. Stamped flower by Hero Arts, punches by Marvy.