Hi Ebreebodies! I'm Dio and I am gonna be your Guest Columnist today becuz I haz to sit the rekord streight! See, ebreebodies bisits my mom on Werk Desk Wednezday and they sey "Wot a nice craft room you haf there!"
Well, it's not her room. It's MY room. I jist want you all to know that. I enterupt my napping to tell you dis. Dis room haz my cat tree sleepin post, and my toy bocks, and my witterbocks, and my snacks. I tells my mom she kin kum in and bisit me but she has to keep her craps pixed up!
Maxine sented us cuz we mooved. It sez "Hab a happy new howse and gib Dio sum mor treets." I no it sez that cuz I kin reed.
The Fine Print: Nufing to see heer, moove along.