What do you suppose blind people dream about?
Why do they make cat food "new and improved"--did a bunch of cats write in and complain about the old flavor? And why is there beef flavored cat food? Are there roving packs of domestic felines taking down herds of cattle?
Explain to me the people that go to the gym but drive around and around in the parking lot until they get a parking space that is close to the door.
If 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Pepsodent, what did that 5th guy recommend? Inquiring minds want to know!
How come there hasn't been anything cooler than sliced bread to compare things to? Was that the pinnacle of human invention?
Think of all those people you see on their cell phones all day long. What the heck do they have to talk about since they aren't doing anything else?
Have you ever stopped to think about some of those nursery rhymes we heard as a kid? A lot of them were really morbid. Lady bug, lady bug, fly away home, your house is on fire and your children are gone. Wow. That's some heavy stuff to lay on a kid.
Who the hell is "they" and why does "they" give such inaccurate information all the time? And who is nobody, because that nobody needs to shut his mouth. I'm so tired of hearing about "Nobody told me...."
How come some food comes with the tag line "surprisingly great taste!"? Is that saying, "Wow! We thought this was gonna suck, but surprise, surprise!"
Are you allowed to daydream at night?
The Fine Print: I get people who come into my office and ask for a service we do not provide. When I tell them we do not provide it, they say, "But so and so said you did." Why do they believe so and so, who obviously wasn't even in my office but not the person actually in the office? It seems to me that I'd know what we do and don't do there. More Club Scrap Peacock cards.