The Customer is/is not Always Right

I like to read blogs that make me laugh so when someone mentioned a blog they found hilarious and I had to check it out.  The blog may have been called The Customer is Always Right and it was poking fun of things customers ask for.  I could see humor potential there.  I work at an institution of higher learning and we're always asked such gems as, "Do I have to buy the book for this class?" and "Do I have to go to class?"  I also work the switchboard often enough to know that there is so such a thing as a ridiculous question.  "How much are your burial plots?" being one of my personal favorite.

The day I went to check the blog out their post went along these lines:

Customer: I want a cheeseburger with no cheese.
Waiter:  So you mean a hamburger?
Customer: No. I want a cheeseburger, but with no cheese.
Waiter: That's a hamburger.
Customer: What is wrong with you?  I want a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Waiter (giving up): Okay, then that's one cheeseburger without the cheese.
Customer: See? Was that so hard?

Then there were a lot of comments about what a jerk the customer was and blah, blah, blah.  However, I failed to see the humor value in it because when I go to a restaurant and order this is how it goes:

Me: I want a hamburger.
Waiter: Do you want cheese on that?

The Fine Print: I've learned you can't get snippy and say, "Did I order a fricking cheeseburger?" because then the waitstaff will rub your dinner with his genitalia and I definitely didn't order that. That's the last of the peacock cards that I have made.  There is still more stuff in the box plus all the stamps that set came with so perhaps there will be more at some point.  And no, you don't have to buy the book or even go to class but you don't have to pass the thing either.