Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Free Medical Advice

I've been sick the last two days.  Yesterday I was at the prickly, crabby, snotty stage with a mild ache.  Today I'm at the prickly, crabby, snotty stage with a deep ache.  It is all fun and games in my world.

In honor of illness I shall give you some free medical advice, worth every penny you paid.

 One of these is the cats' ear medicine.  The other is glue. Do not put glue in the cats' ears.

 One of these is eye drops.  The other is a reinker for a plum pad.  Do not put plum ink into your eyes.

One of these is an assortment of pills.  The other is an assortment of decorative brads.  Do not swallow the brads.  They have those annoying pointy ends, you know.

The Fine Print: So is there any chance that tomorrow will be the prickly, crabby, snotty stage with a NO ache stage?  Or possibly none of the above?  Yeah, I doubt it either.  Peacock card stuff by Club Scrap.

 

6 comments:

505whimsygirl said...

Princess Judy,

I hope you feel better soon. I deal with aches and pains every day so I know how hard it is to deal with.

Love the free medical advice!

Peace,
Kay

Krisha said...

Thanks for the heads up medical advice!! LOL
You poor dear, do hope you get on the mend quickly!

butterfly said...

Genius - thank you for that. Do hope you feel better soon...
Alison x

Queen Lightwell said...

I hope you feel better very soon dear! :) Love the peacock paper, too...can you get it other than from Club Scrap? I have a peacock die that I would love to cut out with that paper, can you imagine?! :) Hugs, but from afar so I don't catch your nasties. :)
~Deeyll

fairy thoughts said...

Honestly girl you crack me up at least you still have your sense of humour
Janet

Squirrel x said...

I shall go sort my medicine cabinet immediately to remove ink and glue. Fab card, love the peacocks. Feel better soon. I'm on second week of second cold in a month. Snot has morphed to sludge. Nice. xx