In honor of illness I shall give you some free medical advice, worth every penny you paid.
One of these is the cats' ear medicine. The other is glue. Do not put glue in the cats' ears.
One of these is eye drops. The other is a reinker for a plum pad. Do not put plum ink into your eyes.
One of these is an assortment of pills. The other is an assortment of decorative brads. Do not swallow the brads. They have those annoying pointy ends, you know.
The Fine Print: So is there any chance that tomorrow will be the prickly, crabby, snotty stage with a NO ache stage? Or possibly none of the above? Yeah, I doubt it either. Peacock card stuff by Club Scrap.