I miss you. I really do. Oh? You haven't left yet? Well, let me show you the door. That way I can miss you for reals.
Hey--Why is it that when you are giving a rude goodbye to someone you are happy to see leave, you say, "And don't let the door hit you!" It seems to me you'd be quite fine with them getting hit by the door.
"Don't let the door severe your fingers because I ain't cleaning up after you!" Now that is a greeting I could wrap my head around. It makes more sense.
The Fine Print: If the door didn't hit ya, then the dog shouldda bit ya. Airplane stamp by A Muse Studio, letters by Basic Gray, other elements by We R Memory Keepers some card kit or another.