Oh. And just so you know it was a phonebook vendor who threw a phonebook over my fence. It isn't like there is some kind of rash of drive-by phonebooking in town. That might be kind of cool, actually. Someone start that trend! Like flash mobbing, but different.
The Fine Print: Never mind me, it will all come out in the wash. And by "wash" I mean the big sandy/rocky things in town masquerading as rivers, because baby, when they flow they do wash all your troubles away. I mean, if you troubles are dead bodies. They'll be in Mexico by sundown. Pray for rain. Stamps and twine by A Muse Studio. Dotty paper by A Muse Artstamps. Poison green paper by Astrobrights.