This Card is a Lie

Because if every good thing we could image was possible, I'd be flying right now, soaring through the clouds.  Washcloths would be made out of bacon so we could shower and have breakfast at the same time.  Household pets would speak in our language and cure cancer for us.  Mean people would be struck by large falling objects.  There would be a mandatory nap time at work, right after we had milk and cookies, following by story time.  Life would be awesome!

I feel betrayed by this card.

What a bummer.

The Fine Print: Stamp and skeleton leaf by Hero Arts; ink by Memento; card base, lime pearls and washi tape A Muse Studio; dragonfly brad by unknown.