Oompha!

I figured that after the last two cards I've shared with you I should continue the theme...

When I was a wee little child my mother took me to the circus and I was utterly fascinated by the elephants.  Then one of the elephants went potty and I was even more fascinated by that.  Indeed, that steaming pile of dung was probably bigger than I was.  Apparently all I could talk about for the rest of the circus was how I saw the elephant go oompha.

However, least you think we are an uncivilized lot, this pink and gray circus elephant is potty trained and will only go oompha with the bathroom door firmly shut and will also light a match afterward.

The Fine Print: My mother nixed the name "Bartholomew" for my little brother because that would have made his initials be BM, and as she said, "Everyone knows what 'BM' is."  I suspect it is more a nurse thing, but for the rest of y'all it means 'bowel movement.' The moral of that story is, apparently I come by this oompha fascination genetically. Stamp credits-A Muse Studio "Under the Big Top," dotty paper by DCWV, gingham paper by A Muse Studio, large dot paper by Echo Park, dies by Spellbinders. Tomorrow maybe we can find a new subject to be fascinated with... circumcision maybe?