Remember how yesterday I said the cat was smarter than me? I don't mean on all counts. Like, for instance, I have never opted to try to eat a paper napkin because it smelled like hot dogs.
And, while I think it is important to start every day off with a smile, I think you may need to rethink your lifestyle if it is your breakfast tray is smiling at you.
You know, maybe cut down on the magic mushrooms in the omelets or something.
Seriously, though, I really like this Lawn Fawn breakfast set and it totally makes me smile that all the food on it is smiling. I think if both my toast and my toaster were smiling at me first thing in the morning, I'd take that as a cue to go back to bed. It's a sign, like seeing the Virgin Mary in a tortilla, Jesus in a French fry, or Elvis in an frilly apron dusting your shelves. Go back to bed. Cut down on the Robitussin.
The Fine Print: It is perfectly acceptable if you hair talks to you, as long as it is not menacing you or any of your acquaintances. Stamps by Lawn Fawn "Love 'n Breakfast" set, papers by My Mind's Eye, words of wisdom by me.