I was about to say that I'm too tired to have either one right now--hopes or dreams. Then I remembered that I have this:
Or would you?
See I dreamed that she was batshit crazy insane, murder young boys and put them in the crawl space, boil your kid's bunny on the stove, completely over the moon lunatic psychotic murderer spree killer whack job who wears women's skin as clothing nutso. It was so insane. Think of the most notorious disgusting crimes you can think of and we found out she had done them. It was quite a shock when I woke up because I too had voted her The Least Likely to Go on a Murderous Rampage Killing Spree and then I went and dreamed this about her. But I did have to stop and think that there is something seriously wrong with perpetually perky people. I mean, think about it.
To top it off I got an email yesterday from the supervisor of her department telling me I could take her off the email and phone directory lists, which means she doesn't work there anymore. Do you think it is because she got arrested for some major crime spree?!!!!!!
The Fine Print: I read a lot of true crime books in case you are wondering what is wrong with me and I suspect I'd be voted Most Likely to Snap and Murder Her Coworkers with a Letter Opener and a Stapler anyway, so I'm probably not the one to watch for. I already told you those were Club Scrap cards from the Hopes kit so I'm not sure what other info you're looking for down here.