Wednesday, December 25, 2013

A Christmas Poem for Workdesk Wednesday

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the desk
Nothing was happening, not even a mess.
The stockings were hung on the closed door with care.
In hopes that Sir Timmy soon would be there.

The kitties were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of cat nip danced in their heads.
Me in my jammies and again with my cap,
Had just settled in for a long winter's nap.

When out in the cactus patch there arose such a clatter,
I sprung from my bed to see what's the matter.
Away to the window I flew like in a flash,
Tore open the blinds with a bang and a crash.

The moon was so bright, that what did it show?
"Hey check this out!" I yelled over to Joe.
What to our wondering eyes should appear
But someone special who made my heart cheer.

It was a spry kicky man so lively and trim
I knew in a moment it must be Sir Tim!
More rapid than quick-dry glue his products they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name!

Now Core'dinations! And Grungeboard! and Ranger!
Truly, even you can do this without any danger!
With Movers and Shapers! And you, Vagabond!
"But it's past my bedtime!" I said as I yawned.

"C'mon," yelled Tim, "We haven't all day...
I have fun things, you'll so want to play!"
So into my house these products they flew
It was a box full of toys, and Sir Tim too

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
And filled all the stockings and turned with a smirk.
"I forgive you for being so terribly naughty."
Said Tim as he drove off in his red Maserati.

I looked and I loved all my new lovely toys
That made my heart sing with such wondrous joys.
I don't have enough room, I sighed at my plight!
But Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!

The Fine Print: Special Thanks to Clement Clarke Moore, but seriously dude, next time write a shorter poem.  And be sure to check out Julia's What's On Your Workdesk Wednesday to see what other crafter's are up to this fine holiday.


Lunch Lady Jan said...

Lol, that poem was completely awesome!! Clever you!!

Dear Judy, thanks for all the supportive comments and general madness this past year..long may it continue :-)
Hugs, LLJ 15 xx

glitterandglue said...

Happy Christmas, Judy. Wonderful fun poem!! Well done - what lovely presents - brought by "you know who"!!
Have a great Christmas. Thanks for visiting earlier.
Margaret #10

Julia Dunnit said...

Loving the clever stick! The thought of TH smirking and the red Maserati...too funny! So now you haven't room....let me help you out....!
happy Christmas!

BJ said...

Love it. All I need to do now is buy something of Timmy's myself. LOL Thanks for sharing a great poem. Happy Christmas BJ#4

Nan G said...

Fab poem! is Tim is the bomb! Love your new stash. Happy Holidays! Nan G #3

fairy thoughts said...

Brilliant..... Just brilliant well done you .
Hope all is well in the cactus patch this fine Christmas evening. Santa obviously brought you some fun 'toys'
Thanks for all your kind comments over the last year and your posts always make me laugh
Merry Christmas

Cazzy said...

Hi Princess,
Great poem, thanks for visiting and Happy Christmas and WOYWW!
Great presents too, I didn't get any crafty presents good job I bought some of my own! I kept posting my wish list items on Facebook - didn't work!
It has been a lovely day despite the pain, my gorgeous little grandson gave me cuddles and once a proper kiss!
Better go take more pain killers before bed!
Cazzy x

Pat Langley said...

What can I say????!!
Lovely poem...I admire that!

Spyder said...

Great Poem!! Merry Christmas, Hope you have a fabulous one!!! Happy WOYWW!

((Lyn)) #30

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I had to laugh at your poem, dear. I wrote something similar for Tea Tuesday using the same one. Of course, mine was about tea, not Sir Timmy.

Thanks for stopping by earlier. I still have company, but just had to stop in and return the visit. Merry Christmas and happy WOYWW from #1.

Sharon Madson said...

Great poem! Merry Christmas!
Sharon #27

Shaz Brooks said...

Happy Christmas Princess Judy- thats epic, I think you've made us all smile this Christmas. Warmest Christmas Hugs, Shaz #14 xxx

Squirrel x said...

Oh my, what hidden talents you have missus - this really gave me a smile from ear to ear (not easy when they are on the top of your head). And so nice to see a Poppy pic too. Huggles, Not-A-Raccoon xx

Anonymous said...

LOL! Loved that! DH did too, even if he has no idea who Tim is :) Well done and thanks for the giggle.

Happy WOYWW Boxing Day!
Mary Anne (waiting for the family clear out so I can clear up at #7)

Karin said...

Great Poem.
Merry Christmas.
Karin #31

Mrs.D said...

Super poem, bit late but here's hoping you got lots of lovelys from Sir Tim.
Happy New Year

Judys Fabrications said...

Clever YOU!!Great peoem.have a great holiday season.

Darnell J Knauss said...

I've read through the prior comments and I think everyone has been way too timid in their effusions over your poem, PJ! Only word will do: GENIUS!!

I'm glad you had a happy crafty haul at Christmas and I wish you and Joe and all the kitties all the best in the new year!! Thanks for the delightful card!! Hugs, Darnell

MaryH said...

Well, as usual, I'm following our Darnell in my comments. This was absolutely priceless. I hope that you sent Sir Tim a copy of this wonderful poem, and I especially loved the bit about the red Maserati! I'm thinking you & Darnell must be related...somehow. Your gift for words? LOL. TFS & giving me a giggle this evening, after finding your lovely blog. Hugs

Neet said...

Am Gobsmacked! Brilliant! So funny and so clever!
Sorry I am late in visiting.
Thanks for all the visits you made to me over the year and stay just as you are.
Hugs, Neet xx