Sunday, August 17, 2014

Z is for ZOWIE!

Or perhaps Zoo.  That's it; that's the one I meant.  This week over at the Snarky Sisters of the Secret Snazzy Stamperhood or whatever they call themselves now the challenge is to get down with your badass wild self and embrace God's creatures.
I opted to use a cow for my zoo creature.  What do you mean you've never seen a cow in a zoo?  What kind of sad little life do you live that you've never been to a Petting Zoo??!??!  There's always one giant docile cow or Brahma bull patiently lying there eating corn from little kids' hands and thinking thoughts filled with homicidal rage.
So cows it is.  As you wonder the great cow pasture of life, may your days be full of wit and your shoes free from....
holes
The Fine Print: "Farm Fun" stamps by A Muse Studio (retired) and feces by Hawaii'an Baby, fence punch by Martha Stewart, green paper from my stash, and cloud paper by A Muse Studio (also retired).

12 comments:

505whimsygirl said...

Hi there Princess Judy!

Tee hee. The last time I was at the horse stables I was wearing sandals - not expecting to go into any stalls but saw some friends there and so in I went. No threat from dung but had to run to get out of the way of a spooked horse!

Your card is adorable. Darnell is linking up to the snarky challenge also!

Hugs,
Kay

Carol L said...

Oh my gawd, this is flippin funny!! I love the hand-drawn "piles" inside the card and the hilarious "poetry" too! Fun stuff today Judy, I'm going away chuckling to myself :)

Irish Cherokee said...

I read this three times chuckling all the way. You are a trip. That is really a wacky funny post. LOVE IT.

Jim

Becky Evans said...

Love your cow card! I need to get out my cow stamps. I used to use them a lot. My brother had a dairy farm at one time and I got to liking cows.

Donna said...

Pfffffffffffffft...you crack me up!
I totally think we should rename ourselves the Snarky Sisters of the Secret Snazzy Stamperhood!!
Love the cows, love the snark!
Thanks for subjecting yourself once again to our challenge...Z is for Zowie!

Krisha said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!
Too funny

Lindsey said...

This definitely deserves the official cow patty award for humour! These cows are adorable, but the message? Even better. Thanks for joining the fun at the Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers, and making me laugh!

Chris D. said...

OMG! This is too freakin funny! What a fabulous card! Love the punch line on the inside - along with the random cow pies: steaming no less! Buahahaha! Thanks for joining us at the Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers for the Zoo challenge!

Jessi Fogan said...

You know what they say - cows are the real deadliest creature. Barenaked Ladies even have a little song about it. That sentiment, lol! Honestly, Princess Judy, I think you might secretly be a Snazzy Stamper of the Sisterhood. :)

Chelle (PhotoArt/MaybeCreative) said...

The card isThanks for joining us at Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers. great..the sentiment is Awesome!!!

Karen Schroeder said...

You never fail us! Your card is hysterical! I've been at two types of petting zoos...the ones with cows and the kind you saw in Magic Mike. ;-) Love the steaming cow pies! Thanks for monkeying around with us at the Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers or should I say the Snarky Sisters of the Secret Snazzy Stamperhood! Where were you when we were naming our group?

Darnell J Knauss said...

I love you.