Some Restrictions May Apply

I thought that the hardest part of maintaining a blog would be making sure I had cards to share every day.  Nope, it turns out that the hard part is coming up with something to say.

Nice weather today, huh?

Are you ready for the holidays?

Are you cooking?

Are you having family over?

Are you planning on slipping valium into the family meal?

Yeah… all stick-a-fork-in-it-it’s-done topics, and plenty more of that to come with The Holiday That Shall Not Be Named looming closer and closer.

Which list do you think Santa has me on?

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