Saturday, April 19, 2014

E is for Earwax

My bad.  E is for EMBELLISHMENT!
That's what is happening over at the Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers this time around. I know we're all embellishing fools, so c'mon over and join us in this week's challenge.  There will be snark a'plenty there, but it is not required.  And this time around I get to be a guest designer.  Check it out:
I don't know if my faux postage stamp counts as an embellishment or not, but I have some ribbon, a cat-eye button, twine, flourishes and the best embellishment ever--scoopable cat litter!  Don't worry, it is fresh from the package.

Or is it?
Here's the inside greeting.

The Fine Print: Poop Poste by unknown, kitty and poop stamps by Paper Smooches, ribbon by DeNami, flourish from MFT, label die by Spellbinders and designer paper by unknown. 

22 comments:

vic said...

Aww love the kitty soooo cute :)

Vic x

Craftychris said...

This is hilarious! I have never seen such a funny card. It's soooooo cool! The kitty litter embellishment and the inside words are wicked! Love it! xx

butterfly said...

So glad finally to have a chance to catch up, and how cool to catch the news that you're guesting with the Snarky Sisterhood - a match made in heaven. (That sounds really rude, but you know what I mean!)

Hilarious card... off to see what else you've been up to lately...
Alison x

DonnaMundinger said...

ROTFLMAO! Sooo bummed you don't know who the poop stamp is from I WANT it! FAB card and the sentiment is hilarious too. guess what, I've used Kitty litter as an embellie once myself. I'm counting on yours not to be used. Then again, that would REALLY be snarky! (Kinda scratch and sniff) xxD

Sandy said...

You are too funny, and so is that litter box stamp. Love it.

Chris D. said...

Holy crap! This is soooo AWESOME! The Sisters were already rolling when we saw your E is for Earwax title, so we KNEW you would bring it! LOL! I think everyone wants that poop stamp! WTG using (maybe fresh) kitty litter - brilliant idea!

Irish Cherokee said...

A girl after my own heart. I will finish the comment once I stop laughing. OMG. I went and got my DW for this one. I don't know what to say. Way to go Judy. How come all of the faces are smiling on your followers list now? We know don't we?
Thanks! I needed that.

jimlynn said...

LOL!! Too fun and cute all the way around. LOVE IT! Congrats on the guest designer spot too.
Lynn

Donna said...

Scoopable kitty litter on a card...THAT...IS...AWESOME...
Thanks for being our GD for this challenge, you rocked it (as always)!!

Carol L said...

Oh My Gawd, Poop Paste?! ROFLMAO!! This is hysterically funny enough but then you open it and find that snarky sentiment too! Girl, you're so flippin' funny!!! Thanks for always sending me away with a chuckle or a grin :)

Lindsey said...

You really brought your A game for this challenge! Real kitty litter... perfect. That poop stamp... even perfecter. The Sisterhood was already mulling a group order of it -- but you don't know its origins! OR you want to be the only one with it, hmmm. ;) Fab card, QUEEN Judy -- thanks for guesting with us!

Sally H said...

Lol! Real cat litter! You are hilarious my friend! I love it!

Wishcraft said...

Lol! What a great idea to add some real cat litter... Fabulous :o) Hugs, Lisa x

PS. apologies if I'm slow visiting your blog sometimes... I go through all my comments and reply to them, but for some reason I don't get notifications of your comments any more - they hide! x

Janeen said...

seriously, you used kitty litter. bwwwhhhaaaaa hahhh haaahhh...gasp wheeze. well that's pretty snarky no wonder you're a princess over there!!

your second card. no words can describe how pretty it is.

Squirrel x said...

And if the kitties take revenge for you stealing their litter....? Check your pillow tonight my girl! Xx

JD/ Jill said...

My hubby, Honestly did come and get me to show me your post. He was having a difficult trying to stop laughing. This is about as creative as you can get. Great card! Now I have see if I can find someone to give me some cat litter for a card! (clean cat litter!

Cherie said...

I love the colors and sentiments on this card, not to mention the embellishments. I'd laugh hysterically is I got a card like this and people would point and whisper at me!

Jessi Fogan said...

OH EM GEE you used cat litter? You beyond win the everything with that. Like, seriously. And then you added the E for Earwax, and I pretty much died of joy.

Leslie Hanna said...

The title sure caught my attention! HAHAHA! I need to play this one, fer sure.

Bonnie said...

Congratulations on your Guest Designer post! And what a fun, snarky card! Love that you have actual (clean) kitty litter on your card!

chrissy xx said...

Well this is a first! Never seen a card with cat litter on lol..or a stamp like this! Congratulations on your DT spot.
Chrissyxx
Answer: Depends on how fast the cars going at the time? x

Karen Schroeder said...

I want that poop poste stamp! Your card is spectacular! Love the cat litter embellishment! Thanks for being such an awesome Guest Designer for us at SoSS!