The other day I was working the reception desk when someone handed in some found property. I called our campus police right away to report it:
Me: I'm calling in some found property. It's an electronic device of some kind...maybe a phone, maybe a music playing thing... (my knowledge of technology shines through right about now).
Officer: Is it a cell phone or an ipad?
Me: (grabbing a coworker) Is this a cell phone?
Coworker: Yes. It's an I-phone.
Me: Yes. It has three bunnies on it.
Me: Oh I know, they are poopie-chews.
Coworker: (laughing too hard to respond)
Officer: We'll be there shortly to pick it up.
Before the officer could respond, the cell phone's owner showed up in a panic wanting to know where lost and found was and if anyone had turned in a cell phone, so I asked her to describe her cell phone.
Her: It's an I-phone 5 and it has three little bunnies on it...
I feel so vindicated!
The Fine Print: Stamp by Stampa Rosa, designer paper by HOTP and stitched Xs by yours truly (showing off my best sewing skill which is only a little better than my ability to distinguish one electronic from another.). And yeah, I suppose it really is pikichew, not poopie-chew...