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The Fine Print: Tim Holtz Combat Action Stapler by Tim Holtz. Not intended for those under the age of 3 years. Please do not operate while drunk or under the influence. Please post to Facebook if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Combat Action Stapler not meant for actual combat action, police standoffs, bar mitzvahs, or toenail removal. Please use responsibly.
11 comments:
It does look pretty heavy-duty.
Love your description of the Stapler Judy.
Hugs diane
ha, ha! Made me laugh here :) And as for not trusting you gals and getting a baby sitter for the Playground - too true!
Hugs
Di xx
hihi :D
your card is very nice!
Fiki
LOL! Tell DH, he must NOT touch YOUR tools! (We are allowed to use THEIR tools if we can find them, however!!) If you misplace it, he is a good choice of a suspect!!! Love the way you've used this cute tag on the elongated card. (My allergies are to pets, dust, smoke...so far outside things don't bother me too much. So we can still enjoy the porch sitting. Hope I can maintain that, as I'm finding that some of the nice fragrances I've always enjoyed - like potpourri, candles - sometimes are beginning to aggravate). Poor you if your allergies are outside things..harder to get away from those. TFS & Hugs
OMGAWD, I cannot stop roaring with laughter after reading the fine print! Hahahahaha!! I know you've made a card, but I can't stop laughing at the facebook suggestion! ROFLMAO!!!
Thanks for the giggle Princess J - especially in the fine print....
Fabulous card - love the crimson background and the fabulous images on the tag.
Blessings
Maxine
You always crack me up! It does look sort of dangerous! And the side effects are pretty scary! Your card is gorgeous!
If I had one, I may, or may not, use it responsibly. Probably not xxx
LOL! I need one of these!
Hubby's can be so funny! Pretty & unique card!
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