Because as any good reader knows the movie will be sorely lacking. They also say never judge a book by its cover art, which is very true. I've been reading a series of political thriller type novels and one of the series had this unfortunate cover of a shirtless man and woman in a clinched embrace that looked like it belonged on a romance novel (gak). It was extra unfortunate because the man looked like Chevy Chase, the comedienne, making it look like it might be a comedy and not the high intrigue it was.
The Fine Print: Card bases, card toppers, and cardstock by Club Scrap. Embossing folder by Paper Salon, Inkwell and Quill dies by Cheery Lynn, and photo corners by Recollections.