Since the employee population where I work is old, fat, and terribly unhealthy our human resources department is always trying to do something about it. They offered a gift card for a wellness check earlier this year (so we could know just how bad off we really are), they only allow healthy foods at any employee function, and they offer tips, like this gem:
Employee Wellness Activities
Did You Know?
sideways burns 78 percent more calories than walking forward. Lateral
motion takes extra effort by working your body in unfamiliar ways. Try
adding this in to your regular fitness routine for some variety.
I can just see all us employees scuttling about the campus sideways now.... and students fleeing in terror. It makes for a great visual.
The Fine Print: Any bets before HR starts fielding a large amount of claims for broken bones and dislocated body parts? Fattening stamps by Paper Smooches.