Friday, May 29, 2015

PJ's Advice for the Bedroom

If your partner says to you that he/she finds horses to be awe-inspiring, majestic and full of virile, for the love of all that is holy do not show up in the bedroom wearing this:
Keep the horses strictly to paper unless you are an actual cowboy or cowgirl or otherwise have real life equestrian skills.
You can thank me later. 

The Fine Print: Horse head mask available at Amazon and other fine retail establishments.  Horse body stamp by Stampin' Up.

11 comments:

jimlynn said...

LOL!! So true!
I do love your card though. That's a fabulous horse image.
Lynn

Sandy said...

Snort. At my DH's company's Christmas/retirement party last year, the retiree actually had one those horse heads.

Julia Dunnit said...

*Gentle whinny* I think this is extremely top advice. I mean, a short silk dressing gown???

KT Fit Kitty said...

Message received loud and clear! I will heed your advice!

You crack me up, PJ! Your card is beautiful though - love the torn edges!

Squirrel x said...

I was really worried about where this was going, but relieved to find you dispensing sound and sensible advice. Seriously. Great card hun. Hugs xx

Princess Judy Palmer said...

LOL! EXACTLY!

Janeen said...

seriously, you found some mulberry paper hanging around? do you remember when that was about the only embellishment we had?

Leslie Hanna said...

Wait, do you own that outfit? Do you speak form experience? Are you the featured stamper on Ask Me How I Know????? SPILL, woman!

Carol L said...

Wearing what? A red silk jacket??? *snort*
Great card with those torn edges and great masculine papers!
BTW, when did you win by commenting on my blog? I completely missed it!!

Greta said...

Beautiful horse card!

chrissy xx said...

Yikes! What a photo.
Much nicer card PJ.. LOving your colours and torn edges.
Chrissyxx