Oh. Wait. I guess I meant Polar Bear!!!! My bad.
Are you still here? Why? That's all I got for today. Well, okay since you insist I suppose I could say a little something. I probably shouldn't say it, being as I work at a school and all... but what exactly was the purpose of all that stuff they made us memorize in school? I mean I'm in my mid-forties now and everyone should be proud that I remember to put on pants before leaving the house. You shouldn't expect me to name the state capitols or the first 30 Presidents or how to calculate the wind speed of a coconut leaden swallow too. I'm human--I have limits!
The Fine Print: I can however, recite all the lyrics to all the great 80's rock and roll anthems though should there ever be a need for that. Polar bear by Taylored Expressions, designer paper by DCWV, ribbon and brad from my stash.