Monday, January 5, 2015

From the Sub-Cockles...

A friend and I once had a discussion about how big an assload was and decided it all depended on the size of the ass.  We came to the decision that a super model's assload would be much smaller than say yours or mine, especially mine.
Urban Dictionary defines assload as: more than a lot, but less than a shitload.  Apparently crapload and fuckton are units of measurements too.  But all this is venturing dangerously close to mathematics, so we'll just leave it be.
 But rest assured that no matter the size of the ass, it is bigger than the heart!  And much more meaningful.

The Fine Print: The best reason to get a well-rounded education is to go with your well-rounded ass, but we aren't allowed to use that selling point with students.  Silly stamps from Stampin' Up, butterfly punch from Martha, and funky paper from my stash.

6 comments:

stampingbowd said...

Is all that in the urban dictionary??? woowee! Funny sentiment, great colors!!!

Leslie Hanna said...

HAHA, too funny. I know people who would buy this card.

Carol L said...

LOL at your label for this card..... "toilet humor!" It's a ton of fun and a great card with a very punny sentiment :)

Krisha said...

Best laugh I've had this year.......too cute

Joyce said...

Oh, this is much too funny!

Sarn said...

Hilarious! xxx