The other day I was trying to stand around on one foot and brush my teeth...
Wait, let me back this story up a bit. About a month ago we quit our far away gym and joined a place closer to our house. I started taking an evening yoga class they offer there. Here's the thing with yoga: if you'd like to find out how non-flexible you are and how poor your balance is--yoga is the class for you!
I wasn't surprised to learn that my balance was so poor, but it was so poor that I was surprised that I am able to walk upright.
Anyway, since my balance is so poor I thought I'd do something about it, so I've been trying to practice standing on one foot. Except that I can't even stand on one foot for more than a tenth of a second so I'm not sure how I can get better at it. I do try though, which is why I was trying to brush my teeth while standing on one foot. I just wanted to share this folly with you in case you hear that I died in a freak bathroom accident. You'll know I probably fell over and jammed a toothbrush deep into my skull.
We call that "the corpse pose" in yoga class.
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