One day back in the hair metal band 80's my mom opened the refrigerator and asked, "Who put a banana in the refrigerator?" Well, it just so happens that I was going to eat a banana but it mysteriously disappeared, so I confessed that it was me.
"You know what happens when you put a banana in the refrigerator, don't you?" my mom asked. "It gets cold," was my answer. But no, she told me that they turn black and went on to ask me, "Didn't you ever hear that song about how you can't put your bananas in the refrigerator or they turn black?"
Um.... no, mom, I never did. I listen to Motley Crue, Def Leppard, and other hair metal bands and I'm pretty sure they didn't do that song nor was it on the top 40 radio. In hindsight, such a song would probably be great for a thrash or punk band. It sounds like a topic you could milk the appropriate 45-seconds worth of material.
*Minus the cats, who don't usually complain about about the vacuum cleaner.
The Fine Print: Another card from a Basic Grey card kit, perhaps even the same card kit as yesterday's card, who can say for sure?