Saturday, March 10, 2012

Got Luck?

Hi. My name is Popsicle and I'm going to jump onto this blog while my mom is being busys. I have a bery scary story to tell you.  My mom wented outside last night and came rushing in reelie fast. She said her feets were cold but I knew it was cuz there was a monster out there. I wented to go peek at the monster out the window but he must have sneeked in the door cuz as soon as I looked, he grabbed my feets and dragged me down! It was so scary! The monster had tentacles and they gotted all over me and I fought and struggled and then I gots away. But the monster threw a spear a me and bullets came out everywhere! Shrapnels! My heart was beeting so fast! And I ran and ran and ran but the grounded turned into quicksand and it was having avalanches everywhere! My mom started yelling and I think the monster got scared by her cuz I got away and hidded under the blankets. I think my mom killeded the monster and cut it into pieces cuz she gotted the vacuum cleaner out even thoughs it was like six hours pasted her bedtime.  Whew.

Later, my big brother Jack came and tolded me that I fell off the cabinet and got tangled in the electric cords and knocked over a big lamp on a pole and it broked and made lots of pieces and then I tried to run up the side of her computer desk but all the papers and boxes came crashing down.  I don't think that's right though. But just in case there is any truth to that rumor, I better hope I'm lucky and my mom still likes me cuz it is a lot of work to find someone to adopt you.  My stomach gets all sick just thinking of it.
The Fine Print: A real lamp was killed in the making of this story. No monsters were harmed. House Mouse stamp by Stampa Rosa, greeting by A Muse Artstamps, window hole punch by Stampin' Up.  Note from the mom-Pappy was so scared that it was hard to be mad at her. She might have used up one of her nine lives on that one.

6 comments:

May said...

OOOO Popsicle, I am sooooo glad you got away from that scary monster and you've lived to tell the tale, A little tip dont fall into a deep sleep on top of cupboards much safer on the carpet!!! your wee recap of last night events really DID make me (lol), Big Hugs/strokes, May x x x x

Di said...

Absolutely hilarious! So glad you only used up one of your nine lives - now, can you please come and do my laundry 'cos I think I just wet myself laughing! Sorry :( Di xx

Sheri said...

Oh my goodness, what an adventure. It's been a while since I've had cats in the house, but I certainly remember what predicaments that can get into and cause!!

Squirrel x said...

Oh Popsie, that must've been so scary for a wee kitty, having a monster in the house is no joke when you are only little. I am so pleased that Mom killed the bad monster for you. I think your kittykin was telling fibs about falling off cupboards - but best to sleep lower down from now on, just to be on the safe side. Vince says that Big People beds are safest place when you are feeling frit. Hugs Sxx

L00py's Craft Creations said...

Aww Bless, poor Popsie!!! I know some doggies who will scare the monsters away if Mummy doesnt love you any more, xxx
Ps love the card Popsie, wow you're talented for a little pusscat,

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Note to Popsie . . . sleep on the floor . . . much saferer xxx