Since I have vast experience ignoring annoying things I don't usually notice those ads they put on the side of many websites. However, my computer had gotten bogged down so I was forced to stare at the ads for an extended period of time while checking my Yahoo mail.
It took awhile before it sunk in and once it did I realized that this ad showed up frequently in my sidebar, so I had no choice but to ask, "Who are these old people and why do they want me to date them?"
Hubby, ever helpful, asked, "What are you talking about?"
So I read the ad off to him, "'Meet single men in your area, 50+.' This stupid ad shows up all the time! Why would I want to date these old farts?!"
The Fine Print: Hubby is younger than me because if you get them young enough you can train them right as they grow up. Bouquet stamps by Hero Arts.