Hi! My name wood be Dio! My mom axed me to do this post cuz she letted Wendy blow in her ear and it gived her a badness earache. I don't fink it was the Wendy who is my girlfriend cuz my mom isn't mean like that.
My mom wood come and blow in my ear and say that woz from Wendy; you know she woodn't keep it to herselfs, she wood pass it on. Or maybe she keeped it so I woodn't git a earache. Well, den that's nice of my mom. I don't wants a earache cuz then the doctor puts medicines in your ear and then swabs. I don't wike swabs in my ears. I wike to carry dem in my mouf though!
Anyway, we got more birfday cards to show off. I might have to have one of these birfday fings so I can get cards too. Mebbed people wood send me monies too and I kin buy fings from Ma'amazon. Dey have good fings.
I wood buy crunchie cat foods and cat foods in a can and new jingle balls cuz all my old jingle balls got broked. And treats! I bet treats come from Ma'amazon too!
And mebbe I would even get a new mouses that hasn't losted his tail yet. All my mouses git their tails losed.
I wood get my mom some swabs for her ears and a new tinsell ball for my baby brudder. And my dad could have moovees! He wikes moovees and I wike dem too unwess their is scaredy parts.
I fink I wood like chick flix! Cuz I like chicks. Thems wike birds and I wike birds. I could eat dem if they wood just letted me.
My sister Poppy sez you have to ask mom to put the bird in saw-tay and den in the cooking machine. You shood not eat raw birds becuz you could git A B C D Ecoli which isn't wike cocoa coli which has budtles that tickle yer nose.
The Fine Paw Prints: Mom says my brofver and me got 'dopted in the fall so dat means we gots a birfday in early Septembers. Mom says I gots to share my birfday with my brofver. I always gots to share. If I git a badness earache like my mom I'll share wif him!